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I saw dad with mom last night.. I think he was stealing my milk..

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A naked lady robbed the bank yesterday..

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I knew my girl was cheating..

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Would you like to fuck tomorrow?

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How to enjoy a straight shave.

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Why dont they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?

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My GF keeps telling me that "Honesty is the key to every relationship". Sometimes I almost feel like confessing that I only want sex.

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I thought you were a boy.

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I am an animal in bed. More specifically a Koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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