#text  #sarcasm 

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Personally, I don't believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, an apology would be nice.

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#text  #sleep 

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I think I;m gonna go to sleep now..

#love  #text  #Strangers 

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A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking and today I don't know how to even say hey.

#text  #Fat  #sarcasm 

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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

#text  #funny 

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Smiling while texting makes my parents think I'm in a relationship

#love  #text  #tweet  #relationship  #crush 

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If I ignore your text message don't feel bad somebody ignores mine too it's the circle of life..

#text  #food 

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I can't eat anymore..

#text  #sarcasm  #woman 

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When a woman replies with a "ok" as a message..

#text  #internet  #sarcasm 

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You think I'm not online.

#dog  #animal  #beautiful  #text 

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Now matter how talented, rich or intelligent you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you.

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat.

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When you don't want the conversation to end..

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