"Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court."

"I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is."

"The love of money is the root of all evil, therefore selfishness must be the seed."

"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours."

"The only difference, apart from heaps of cash, between someone who is wealthy and someone who is poor is having the right mindset and attitude."

"Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday."

"Do your thing and don't care if they like it."

"Truth is commodity in political consumption."

"Idiot. I told you not to fight the horse thing."

"Pride and power fall when the person falls, but discoveries of truth form legacies that can be built upon for generations."