"I love you is biblical."
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"She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.
"Tell the truth no matter who it hurts."
"If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked."
"Master "The Three Keys to Success" and you can achieve anything in life!"
"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."
"Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend."
"NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex."
"Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way."
"I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through."